Presidents and Assholes Pt.2

"Who has the 3 of clubs?"
"Grab me a beer while you're in there!"
"Hold on, I gotta pee."
"...and then she said, 'oh yeah?', and I said, 'yeah bitch!'..."
"Who, oh who, has the 3 of clubs?"
"Man, did you know that tomorrow is rent day? Shit."
"There are only 3 Buds and then the Mickeys and Busch Lights."
"HEY, somebody has the 3 of clubs. Look at your hands..."
"Hit Random on the stereo!"
"...so I told her to 'kiss my ass!' and she gave me this look..oh!"
"Who has the damn 3 of clubs!"
"THAT'S what I've been saying!"
"I don't."
"I don't."
"Not me...oh wait, here it is."
"Dammit Denard!"
"Does everyone have a drink? Ok...".
Pt.2